After church:
G: Two of my friends were fighting over who got to sit by me in class today. I told them "ladies ladies, there is enough of me to go around"
Me: which friends were they?
G. (both BOY names) But when I said it they stopped fighting.
Me: which friends were they?
G. (both BOY names) But when I said it they stopped fighting.
that's a peacemaker. HA!
M: There is no such thing as a toy weiner dog.
S: Are you sure?
M: Yes. There are toy poodle. Muffin (my mom's dog) was one.
S: What if a toy poodle and a weiner dog had a baby. That would be a toy weiner dog. WAIT! Maybe it would be a woodle.
M or a pienir. NO no not that.
S: maybe not
G: Lets pretend this conversation never happened
All: Agreed.
G: let me tell the story. I was an eye-witness. I wish I wasn't. it was gross.
A: I witness my eyes every day.
By the end of this week, I don't really have a sense of humor and I just want to banish them all to their beds so they will STOP FIGHTING!
G: let me tell the story. I was an eye-witness. I wish I wasn't. it was gross.
A: I witness my eyes every day.
By the end of this week, I don't really have a sense of humor and I just want to banish them all to their beds so they will STOP FIGHTING!
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