A: Mom I feel horrible. Wanna hear just how I feel?
me: (sitting down) ok. tell me how you feel.
A: I feel like someone popped out my eyeballs and put them back in, and my chest hurts. And it feels like my guts have been scrambled.
me: Well, that is bad buddy. I'll message your teacher and cancel drum lessons.
A: (in a depressed voice) OK. Can I have rice for breakfast?
me: ??????????????
He is on the couch ALL day. If he's sick he's going to rest. all. day. long. Since school work is all sitting down work though, we'll still be doing school. I just made myself my first small pot of coffee in more than 2 weeks. I have a feeling I'm going to need it.
But....I really think he might be faking....
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